Word of The Day: Intaxication

in·tax·i·ca·tion [in-tak-si-key-shuhn]
noun

  1. The physiological state produced by prolonged exposure to finances and tax preparation.
  2. A sense of enthusiasm, frenzy, or madness arising from fantasies of spending a tax refund.
  3. Poisoning by gigantic tax payment.

Examples: The government emptied my bank account, inducing a severe case of intaxication.

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4 Responses to Word of The Day: Intaxication

  1. Lodewijk says

    You’re back! Great :)

    Definitely guilty of #2! I don’t know about the situation in the states, but in the netherlands the interest you get from the IRS is higher than any savings account :)

    And since the interest of the mortgage on the house is deductable, our refund is considerable. We could ask for a monthly refund, but I like to feel the real pain from the mortgage payments. Keeps me sharp.

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  2. shane says

    Sup Lodewijk!

    It’s been quite a while since I saw a tax refund (the perils of being a profitable business owner). House deductions just means I pay less. That said – I don’t really mind tax payments within reason. I paid around 30% give or take when it was all said and done.

    I found a pretty interesting ancedote on the topic this afternoon: http://www.billda.com/barstool-economics-on-taxes

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  3. Nez says

    Nice.

    Although I would prefer “deincomization”.
    :-)

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  4. David Linke says

    I am #3 today. This is the exact day that I have had. My bank account has been used like a cheap one night stand by the Australian Tax Office today. Not happy!

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